Drinking Kills

[Koliedrus]

Darwin Award candidate?

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19 year old Wesley Mitchell, a freshman from Vermont, was with other students at the Sir John Templeton Library last night. It is off campus and not connected with the University.
Students and people who live nearby say the still un-opened library is where students gather to drink at night, which seems to agree with what we found there: empty beer cans littering the grounds.
According to police and campus officials, Mitchell broke into the library and climbed into a chute he thought was a laundry chute. It turned out to be a trash chute, and the freshman fell down the chute into the basement and into a trash compacter. The compacter activated, crushing the young man to death.

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May fortune favor the foolish.

[Rabble Rouser]

<FONT size="6">HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!</FONT s>

Thanks Kol. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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"Homer, when did you become a member of PETA?"

"You know me, I love animals! Beef, pork, ham..."

[Asmodeus]

Yup. He gets the Darwin award of the day.

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If it weren't for my ass, I would be stupid.

[TotalAnarchy]

Yeha. but its still nasty. Being crushed to death. Not a pleasant way to go, your organs busting under pressure after your legs and pelvic area have been crushed, and your skull cracks like a ripe fruit.................. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

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"who are these? Why sit they in twilight?
Wherefore rock they, purgatorial shadows,
Drooping tongues from jaws that slob their relish,
Baring teeth that leer like skulls' teeth wicked?
Stroke on stroke of pain, -but what slow panic
Gouged these chasms round their fretted sockets?
Ever from their hair and through their hands' palms
Misery swelters. Surely we have perished
Sleeping, and walk in hell; but who these hellish?"

[Koliedrus]

Close your eyes and listen to the screams heard by those waiting their turn to slide down the chute. Imagine the change of tone as lungs collapsed and bones broke. The imaginations of those present will conjure horrible images with every thought. Daylight or sleep... What an ongoing nightmare they have before them...

I need a beer.



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May fortune favor the foolish.

[TotalAnarchy]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
Close your eyes and listen to the screams heard by those waiting their turn to slide down the chute. Imagine the change of tone as lungs collapsed and bones broke. The imaginations of those present will conjure horrible images with every thought. Daylight or sleep... What an ongoing nightmare they have before them...
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You have been reading my manifesto for the new government 'reeducation' camps and facilities, haven't you? Another cross in the black book that is the final word on life and death.................


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"who are these? Why sit they in twilight?
Wherefore rock they, purgatorial shadows,
Drooping tongues from jaws that slob their relish,
Baring teeth that leer like skulls' teeth wicked?
Stroke on stroke of pain, -but what slow panic
Gouged these chasms round their fretted sockets?
Ever from their hair and through their hands' palms
Misery swelters. Surely we have perished
Sleeping, and walk in hell; but who these hellish?"

[Billyman]

Dead or alive....stupid people are funny.

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"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so."

- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
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