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Rabble Rouser
02-01-2001, 10:02 PM
Okay, it's not porn, but my mom found this today at work...and I thought you guys would like it.

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Here's where it started...

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This is an odd looking one...

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This is just wrong.

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It's carrot cock!!!

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Remember kids...be sure to get 4-5 servings of vegetables a day to stay healthy!

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zoey
02-01-2001, 10:05 PM
OMG!!!!! i will never look at baby carrots the same way again...i love them though http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

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Faceplant
02-01-2001, 10:07 PM
whoa i got me a chubby.

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Horgasm
02-01-2001, 10:38 PM
I did have a chubby carrot but now all I have is a pool of ranch dressing.. . http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif




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Demi
02-02-2001, 01:32 AM
he he... http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Princess_Heather
02-02-2001, 02:53 AM
RR - that carrot reminded me of Pink Floyd vegetable sex... LOL I miss that T-Shirt...

Has anyone here ever grown carots in their garden? Its not unlikely to get two & even 3 legged ones...

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zoey
02-02-2001, 02:57 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Princess_Heather:


Has anyone here ever grown carots in their garden? Its not unlikely to get two & even 3 legged ones...

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WHaT! So you're saying the farmers chuck out all the mutated carrots or something before selling to the market?



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I loved you, we could have been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you DREAM (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/wishlist/2V8Q3IB8F9B0X/ref=wl_em_to/107-2865667-5707752?add-fav=1) about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM (http://mangled.org) about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't BREATHE (http://engine09.com) without me
Princess_Heather
02-02-2001, 03:03 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by zoey:
WHaT! So you're saying the farmers chuck out all the mutated carrots or something before selling to the market?

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Yah - phallic veggies are bad for little kids...

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Horgasm
02-02-2001, 03:27 AM
"More testicles mean more Iron"
---Lunch Lady Doris---

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VenoM
02-15-2001, 11:36 AM
RR quit playing with ur food *wink*

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King Bastard
02-17-2001, 08:32 AM
Disregard venom, the more we see of that, the better. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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Warpsmith
02-17-2001, 03:36 PM
Why settle for a carrot?? There are so many larger , smoother veggies out there.

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