A Gift

[Koliedrus]

I'm not sure if this is a gift to you, one to me or one to the most important reason for my optimistic wish for us all.

Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined the changes in my perception than from the life I helped to create. The results were such that we decided to create a male as well http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

Today is the birthday of my firstborn.

She is one of the reasons I'm able to stomach everything around me.

Ladies, gentlemen:

This is the greatest lesson I can share with you.

My Holly.


http://www.geocities.com/koliedrus/sprat1mix.jpg

Happy Birthday, sweet girl.

[King Bastard]

super mega huge big ups to Kol and Holly. Gratz to you both!!!

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I'm a firm beliver in a ruling class, especially since I rule: Randall Graves-Clerks

[The Rapist]

A very happy Birthday to your daughter. And I agree whole-heartedly. Children have a way of re-aligning the vision of life we once had. Bet watching her open presents on Christmas was just as great.

[TokenCracker]

Happy Birthday to Holly Koliedrus!

[Mr. Snrub]

YOU made THAT? Shit, i'm impressed. Happy Birthday to the little tyke.

[Poteen]

I'm probably a bit late but Happy birthday Holly and congratulations on your little wonder Kol http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

[Koliedrus]

Thanks all. Your well-wishes are priceless. I'm thinking about setting aside some cash to buy you all plane tickets so you can attend and participate in the scrutinization of her first date. A strong first impression is important, don't you think? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

Originally posted by Poteen:
I'm probably a bit late but Happy birthday Holly and congratulations on your little wonder Kol http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

Since Holly was born so close to Christmas, we've decided to make her birthday a weeklong event so you aren't late, Po. It still bothers me that she thinks you're cute but I'll let it slide. For now http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif

When I was working on this thread yesterday, Holly was watching me and recognized the demon. She asked, "Whatcha doing Daddy? Talking to our guys?"

The little fart catches on faster than I sometimes realize.

Thanks again.

[Poteen]

I'll change my looks Kol if it'll make you feel better.. I'm sorry she thinks I'm cute http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

[Koliedrus]

Don't you dare! She'd never forgive me if she found out that I was responsible for PikaPo's purple hair.

You just keep on being a lady-killer and I'll tend to my offspring.

She thinks you're cute http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

I think it's cool http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Make some kids. Maybe one day she'll school one of them.

[Poteen]

If she's just half as intelligent as you I'm without a doubt she will http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

Purple hair eh? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Koliedrus]

That's what scares me. She's already half as intelligent as I am and I'm 9 times her age!

Oh, the humanity...

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
That's called evolution Kol...and it's a good thing! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Boy Howdy! Both sprats have leapfrogged me in mental and physical developement based on age.

"What do you want to be when you grow up, boy?"

"A Dad"

It's the best job a man could ever have. I'd give up bandwidth for my babies any day. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Character is like a fence - it cannot be strengthened by whitewash.

[This message has been edited by Koliedrus (edited 01-05-2001).]

[Mr. Snrub]

"What do you want to be when you grow up, snrubby?"

"I want to be a bad ass ghetto pimp."

Needless to say, my wish was granted.

[TokenCracker]

Originally posted by Koliedrus:
That's what scares me. She's already half as intelligent as I am and I'm 9 times her age!

Oh, the humanity...

your only 18? ...twenty-seven (?) I dont know children too well, I thought she was two.

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[Mr. Snrub]

Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
Indeed! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif



At least i'm full of PREMIUM guano


[This message has been edited by Mr. Snrub (edited 01-06-2001).]

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by TokenCracker:
your only 18? ...twenty-seven (?) I dont know children too well, I thought she was two.



Fuck. You can multiply by nine. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif

Holly's four. The main image was taken when she was two. That makes me 36.

Can I get a senior-citizen discount now?

[TokenCracker]

I made that comment at the top of the day today, but also at the bottom of my time awake (and I have not slept today, and if this morning was hitting the hours that start killing me to stay awake during then I should not have been responding to you or all the threads that I did but I had to stay awake, went 4 wheelin' today)